This is why we can’t have boy kings
Luther - series 1, episode 4
You say God made man in His own image. But what if that included His rage and His spite, His indifference and His cruelty? God created all of us, we are all God’s children… but God’s a bit of a bastard. - Being Human
Naturally, it’s somewhere around 9 hours long.
This does not in any way hinder my desire to see it.
oooooh gonna watch this sometime
“The thing is, you did not know the Starks… they look for courage and loyalty and honor in the men they choose to serve them.”
This is why we can’t have boy kings
THOSE FUCKING TAGS ALL OF THE AWARDS I AM CRYING
IDEC THAT I’M REBLOGGING MY PHOTOSET
THOSE TAGS DESERVE AN AWARD
jonquille’s thirty day asoiaf challenge | day six : characters you wish would interact
T H E Q U E E N S I N T H E N O R T H
“Tell me how it happened,” the northern queen says.
Her brother’s dowager looks up at her with aching eyes.
“His Grace laid siege to our castle. He made a ruin of my father’s house and then,” she pauses, “he refused to ruin me.”
Sansa stiffens in her chair. She knows all this, and yet…
“Did you love him?” she asks.
Jeyne’s eyes have misted.
“Yes,” she says, a little incredulously. “I loved him.” She swallows. “I do not know if he loved me, but-“
“Oh, he did, my lady,” Sansa hurries her voice away. It was too much for just now. When she closed her eyes she imagined them standing there together at the foot of the throne, Robb with their mother’s curls, Jeyne still with the crown he gave her.
“He must’ve,” Sansa says tightly, and she is nearly crying. “He saved you.” A smile severs her face like ice. “He never saved me.”
I had hoped we might be able to continue the legacy of our fathers’ friendship.
I don’t know my father.
But you know who he was.
Aye. And what might we base this friendship on, Jon Snow? What do I, a blacksmith forged in poverty on the streets of King’s Landing, have in common with a lordling like you?
We’re bastards, the both of us.
TOO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT:
A Guide to Shirtlessness by the Men of Westeros & Essos
I - Introduction - I’m Shirtless! Now What?
Congratulations, you’ve taken your shirt off! But there’s so much more to do now, than just stand there, shirtless. The next chapters will instruct you on what to do, to make you the best, most well-rounded shirtless individual you can be!
II - The Mane Event
Sure, you’re shirtless, but that doesn’t mean you neglect the rest of what you’ve got! Learn how to care for and show off some shiny, conditioned hair along with your shirtless bod to stun that sexy spearwife!
by Jon Snow
III - The Voice of Command
Men need to walk the walk and talk the talk. Here’s a quick guide on knowing what to say, when to say it, and how to say it right - it’ll melt her knickers every time! Work on that sultry, soothing voice that can make any maiden want to comfort you in a time of need.
by Robb Stark
IV - Good Grooming Gets You Going
Cleanse, exfoliate, manscape and moisturize! Knowing how to care for your skin is crucial if you’re going to flaunt that bod. Our expert shows you how to do it right, step-by-step, and shows you the best products to use for the job.
by Loras Tyrell
V - Staying Safe in the Sun
Harsh rays can damage you when you work hard and party harder in the sun. Thanks to some tried-and-true Dothraki tips, know how to stay protected whilst still having fun frolicking in the heat!
by Khal Drogo
VI - Sideface & Super Fit
Flaunting a shirtless torso means having to work at it regularly to stay in shape and keep fit. More importantly, practise how to fight properly - if you’re prepping for a fight, do it right! Here are some exercises to keep those washboard abs showing and those pectorals nice and perky. Bonus tips on how to oil yourself up just enough to get the ladies staring.
by Gendry Waters (co-written by Arya Stark)
VII - You’ve Seen The Best, Now See The Rest!
She’s seen your chest, your hair, your great skin, slamming bod, and that sexy voice - there’s only one thing left. Our expert teaches you when to know the right time, and - more importantly - how to introduce her to your penis.
by Theon Greyjoy
VIII - A Time of Change
For our adolescent readers: your body’s growing, changing, and maturing. What better way to keep up with all these changes than by engaging in a sexual relationship with your cousin?! Only this man can show you how it’s done.
by Lancel Lannister
IX - The Art of Seduction
Just because you’re a king doesn’t mean you don’t still have to work hard at wooing your mate-du-jour. This king shows you how to smooth talk, straddle, and snuggle your way to score a home run. (75% success rate!)
by Renly Baratheon
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